Did You Know There Was Such A Thing As Strawberry Marshmallow Fluff?
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5 Comments Did You Know There Was Such A Thing As Strawberry Marshmallow Fluff? - 03-26-2008 23:44:18
I didn't, but that pink stuff you see mixed in with the chocolate cake icing is a mix of strawberry AND raspberry fluff. In the past two months I, by myself, have consumed TWO 1 lb. containers of the plain old marshmallow fluff. It's good shit man. I don't know what crack is like but I imagine they share a few of the same qualities because once you start eating that stuff it is damn hard to put it down. One night I bought a king size pack of Reese's Peanut Butter Sticks and used them to scoop the fluff out of the container. I think I ate about a quarter of the container along with my sticks. It was THE BEST THING EVER!!! It also made me completely sick at my stomach and I swore I would never do it again. A few days later I'm at the store and there's a pack of Reese's just begging me to buy them so I did. And I did it again even knowing I was going to regret it.

So what was the point of the story? The point is that I have no self control. I can't stop myself from eating too much or drinking too much and I sure as hell can't make myself exercise or get any of the work I keep procrastinating on done. I'm fucked. Fat, young, unaccomplished and dead here I come!!!!

How's that for shiny happy post? ;)

EDIT: I accomplished something. This was my 400th post in this blog. But who the fuck would read all of this nonsense?
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